Monday is the worst day of the week. Tuesday is better because it's not Monday. Wednesday is okay because it's the middle of the work week and I feel like I've accomplished something and it sort of lights a fire under my tail because it means I only have Thursday and Friday left. Thursdays are a breath of fresh air because the next day is Friday! (Thursday always carries an exclamation mark.) Friday is the best work day because, hello, it's Friday!
The weekend is the best, isn't it? I mean, sure, Sunday is better than Saturday, but weekend is weekend right? (All you people who work on weekends, don't spoil this for me - the weekend. is. the. best.)
I have a friend who gets a bad case of the Mondays that starts every Sunday evening. I'm so glad that my case of Mondays doesn't begin until Monday.
I didn't always hate Mondays. In fact, I think my disdain for that wretched day only started about a month ago. And this, that coffee down there that I'm holding - that is how I get through Mondays. How about you?



