Who are we?

We cowered in the corners.
Hoping we were enough to dispel the lingering doubt.
To prove our worth by our mere existence.

Whoosh!

Whoa, did you all know that yesterday was Valentine's Day?

Tonight we eat chocolate!

Didn't Happn, But Could Have

A fake conversation with my mom...

Mom: What's that?

Me: Dessert. It's good.

Mom: What is it?

Me: Hey, you put cereal in your ice cream, I lick sweetened condensed milk off of spoons.

Yes, I'm that mom.

I'm the mom who forgot to send her kids to school with lunch so she picked up McDonald's and delivered it while all the other kids watched as she walked with the Happy Meal bags across the school yard during recess . So sorry. I didn't plan well.