What is it about my feet?!

So there's this dog that often sleeps outside our front door. He is my niece's dog. He protects their house and ours as well. He is little and fierce. He attacks anything that breathes. The other night he was going after a frog that was holed up inside a toy Hummer in our yard.

Like many other dogs, this dog likes to chew. He chews on sticks, he chews on rags, he even chews on senko! But worst of all he likes to chew on zories! (Zories, my stateside friends, are what you might call flip flops.) And he really likes mine! Of all the pairs of zories he's destroyed, I can say with confidence that at least fifty percent of them were mine.

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I actually wore these to work one day. And then I got called into a meeting. With legislators.