August 31, 2007

Numbers and Words

My son is four months old and he wears size 5 diapers. Did you hear read me, people? The size of my baby's diaper is a higher number than his age in months. What are we going to do when he's 8 months old? Do they make size 10 diapers??
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Katelyn: Can you put your legs down so can I slide [down your legs]?
Me: So I can
Katelyn: So can I
Me: So I can slide
Katelyn: So can I slide
Me: Repeat after me - so
Katelyn: Can. I. slide.

We've been doing this for months. Help.

Gather 'round, there's a new blog in town, and my sound's laid down my the Underground...

Introducing Saipan's newest blog Launch Yourself! So ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out!

After keeping you on the edge of your seat holding your breath for the added features of this blog, I decided to dedicate those features to an entirely new blog. I ended up with more ideas than I wanted to keep on a personal blog, I didn't want it to take away from my stories of everything and nothing.

So check it out, my blog about something, Launch Yourself.

August 29, 2007

I'm pretty sure the oil pan is a pan that is for oil. Maybe? Yes? No?

I don't know how to pump gas. I freak out when the car overheats. I have no clue how to connect jumper cables. If I ever had to, it would probably take me about two hours to change one tire. Anytime anything small appears to go wrong with a car I'm driving I call my husband.

I used a company car yesterday and since the tank was nearly bone dry I had to stop at the gas station and fill it up. The pump attendant wasn't paying too close attention because for a second or two gas was spilling out of the tank over the side of the vehicle and onto the ground. And so while the attendant was inside printing my reciepts I panicked. I wondered if the car would explode when I turned the key to start the engine - I wanted to call my husband and ask. But then I remembered that they tell you not to use your cell phone at gas stations. Now, I realize that this is because of the old clunky 10 pound shoebox-like cell phones of the early 90's, but hey, there was gas on the outside of the vehicle! I wasn't going to take my chances, so I didn't call my husband. Instead, I said a prayer and waited for the attendant to return. Once I signed the receipt, while he was still near the vehicle, I attemped to turn on the car. I figured if the attendant didn't fear for his life as I reached for the keys, then I shouldn't either. And what do you know? The car didn't explode! Praise the Lord, he spared me from a potentially life threatening situation.
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I have parallel parked exactly 4 times in my life. The first time was in Long Beach outside of my cousins' apartment. (Ok, they aren't really my cousins, but I call their parents auntie and uncle.) I was driving with my then-boyfriend in the passenger's seat of my nephew's car. I asked my then-boyfriend for help with parking and he wouldn't, he simply said "no, you do it". So I did. And I'm pretty sure I was panicked the whole time and it probably took me about 30 moves to pull that little Corrolla in. Two other times I've sort of parallel parked my mother's Millenia. I say sort of because there was tons of space between the cars that I was trying to park in front of and behind. It was almost as if I just pulled in and had to adjust.

But today. Today was a thing of beauty. The only spot that I wanted to park in was behind my co-worker's Corrolla and in front of another co-workers Toyota pickup. I pulled right along side that Corrolla, threw my humungous Explorer into reverse and started to back in. I realized I was about to scrape the side of the Corrolla so I pulled forward a bit to adjust. Then I popped it back into reverse and pulled in. I made one more move forward to adjust and one last move backward. And it was finished. I did it - it was perfect, about 2.5 inches from the curb. What a thing of beauty. And I didn't have one ounce of anxiety.

Wednesday What Is It?

What is it?


Here's how to play.

August 28, 2007

Wednesday What Is It? Results

The results of last week's Wednesday What Is It?

An Iron!

5 point to Lex!
2 points each to Donna and Marianas Eye!
And because I wasn't clear in the rules, 1 point to Boni.

I thought the rules stated that you could only submit one guess. And guess what? They did, but they didn't say you couldn't change your guess. So Boni gets 1 point because I messed up on the rules. If there is anyone else who changed their answer in a past WWII and was not awarded points, tell me which one it was for and I'll check it out.
The rules have been amended.

You know your child is hard headed when...

...when you bend down to pick her up off the half empty 5-gallon water jug she's climbing on, so she doesn't slip and hit her face on the kitchen counter, and she straightens her legs to stand up and the top of her head slams into your nose causing your eyes to water and your right nostril to bleed, but she barely bats an eye.

August 26, 2007

Everything and Nothing.

Lately I've been thinking about this blog. It's not all that funny, but it's not all that boring. It's about knitting, my weird quirks, gardening, my family, movies, parenting, Christianity, working, living on Saipan...but at the same time it's about none of those. My blog is about everything and nothing - it says so in the header.

I was recently removed from the blogroll of another Saipan blogger. It doesn't bother me. It just added to my thoughts on this blog. He removed me because either A) he doesn't read this blog often, or B) the content of this blog doesn't interest him. If he A) doesn't read this blog often it is probably because B) he isn't interested in the content, or if he B) isn't interested in the content, then he probably A) doesn't read this blog often. Either way he de-linked me. But it really doesn't matter because I would blog even if no one reads it.

I don't write entirely about knitting or crocheting because, quite frankly, I'm a mother and I don't have lots of time to knit anymore. I don't post pictures of me and my man partying it up because neither of us drink anymore - and if I did still drink, I'm pretty sure that you and I wouldn't get along. I don't write about politics, because that's something I don't do. I don't have a focus, my blog is about everything and nothing - it says so in the header.

I like the consistency and fun of the Wednesday What Is It? I have a whole weekly meme series lined up in my head. (No, not that kind of meme.) But I don't have that kind of time so I'll just stick with the WWII. And I'm glad people tune in for that. But what if people tuned in for more than just that?

My blog will continue to be about everything and nothing, but it's also going to be about something. And it may be of no use to you, but I hope it will be of use to someone. Keep an eye out in the next few days for changes around here. Because I have Great Expectations for myself and for my family, but I also have Great Expectations for you!

August 25, 2007

What's up, Doc?

The only vegetable that my daughter willingly eats is broccolli. Wait, she'll also eat cucumber koko. But that's it. I'm always searching for ways to trick her into eating them or disguising/hiding them in her main dish.

I once convicned her to eat some peas and diced carrots by having her pretend with me that they were green and orange m&m's mixed in with her food. But the second time I tried that trick she looked at me and said, "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice...I ain't no fool, mama!" Well, she at least looked at me like I was a fool for thinking that orange m&m's existed.

Last night I picked up a carrot sliver and nibbled on it like a rabbit might, then I turned to Katelyn and said, "mnneah, what's up, Doc?" She picked up a carrot sliver from her plate and nibbled it just as I did, then she turned to me and said, "mnneah, what's up, Dawg?"

August 22, 2007

Wednesday What Is It? This week's is a doozy!

What is it?


Take your time. Think this puppy through.
Here's how to play.

Wednesday What Is It? Results

A Roll of Toilet Paper!


5 points to Bruce!
2 points each to Mona, Lex, Bev, and Steve and Miwa.

Brad - John Wayne style? No way, man. This is the cushiony comfort of 2-ply Kirkland Signature 425 sheets per roll for only $.69 each kind of TP.

August 21, 2007

There's Noni Everywhere!

Am I the only one who sees Noni everywhere? It's all over Isa Drive on the way up Capital Hill. It's scattered around the government offices/houses up there. It's along the road throughout Marpi. Noni is everywhere - opportunity is everywhere. When I drive around our vegetation-rich island, I stop seeing Noni trees and begin seeing Noni capsule trees, Noni tea trees, Noni powder trees.

What do you see? Do you see the Ylang Ylang coconut oils? Or the Plumeria lotions? How about the hibiscus dyes?

Are you interested? I am.

August 20, 2007

A two year old's chant

Jan ken po!
Jan ken po!
Jan ken po!
Jan gen po!
Jan gen boat!
Dragon boat!
Dragon boat!
[pause]
Uh, what was that?



August 19, 2007

Burning rubber

People who burn their trash suck! Stop poisoning my children's lungs because you don't want to dispose of your trash properly. Whoever thought it was smart to burn rubber last night in the vacinity of Capital Hill/As Teo/As Mahetog - you suck! I'd like to fill your house with disgusting rubber smoke and see if you think it's fun. There aren't just boonies up here - there are people too!

Food stuffs.

D.C., D.C., quite cheesy, how does your garden grow?
With atis trees, and calamansi leaves, and basil trees all in a row.


Would Beautify CNMI! or Mina or SAVE be interested in adopting calamansi sprouts/seedlings from me? I have more than I need (not pictured), I've already given several away, but I still have more than I can handle. And I've found that I rather enjoy sprouting fruit seeds so I expect to have more seedlings soon - at which time, I will probably extend the offer again.
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Jacob's first bite.

He rather enjoyed rice cereal. I was blown away by his natural ability to eat. He would whine every time I removed the spoon from his mouth. He was like, "where's my cereal, yo?"

This was the first time we gave Katelyn baby cereal.
She's always been a dainty little thing.

August 18, 2007

Give it up, y'all

Guess what? I'm sick. And you know what that means....

I paid a visit to the doctor. And you know what that means?

I was weighed on an accurate scale. And you know what that means?

I lost another 5 pounds! Woo hoo!

I don't know what I'm doing, but I hope I keep it up. Total weight loss: 20 pounds. Come along on my journey to Skinnyville.

August 17, 2007

Friends for life.

I came into the world with friends. The twins were born one week earlier and patiently awaited my arrival. Their father was an Assistant Professor of Mechanical Engineering and my father was a Public Health Ph.D. student at UC Berkeley. We lived in the same university apartments on Smyth Road, where the eucalyptus trees are tall and the crisp aroma still lingers in my senses.

The twins would regularly trek up from their apartment and climb through our window - this is the way all the kids entered our house as the door was on a less convenient side. We would play and laugh together. I don't remember too much of this time. Most of my memories come from pictures and stories from my mother and sister.

At one point the twins and their family moved out of the apartments and into a house in Albany. And we later moved to a house in Pinole. But we were meant to be friends. Their two older brothers were not much younger than my sister and were a fun bunch all together. Their mom and my mom have a friendship that is revived at every reunion as if we never moved thousands of miles away.

My family's move to Saipan (it was a return move for my parents and sister, but the first time that I was going to spend more than a summer on this tiny island) placed a vast ocean between myself and the twins. And becuase I have always been a horrible correspondant, it also placed years between us. I would receive the occasional birthday card or letter from the twins and I would promptly write back. But we weren't regular pen pals. Yet, practially every summer my family would make the trip back to the state of mine and my father's birth and I'd spend the summer with my friends, the twins. And it would be as if we had always been neighbors. During these great but all too short visits, one or more of our parents would drive us out to the old apartments on Smyth Road. We'd walk through the parking lot that used to house our family cars, we'd push each other on the merry-go-round until we couldn't see straight, we (or at least I) would breathe in that beautiful eucalyptus air, and our parents would talk about the fun times wrapped up in that old apartment complex.

I had other friends from Smyth Road, Javier Eduardo, Yoshi, and friends from the area like David. Since we moved to Saipan I have only seen Yoshi once when my family visited his family in Maryland. I made gyoza with his mom one day while he was at a summer day camp. And I'd also see David at least once on our family vacations in the bay area. But I bet it's safe to say that I haven't seen him in about 15 years.

The last time I saw the twins was in December 1998, just before I started my first quarter at Cal Poly. I celebrated Hannukah with them. That was the first time I tried latkas. And that was when I learned to knit. It was also the first time I found out what cold was - no amount of layering could truely make me warm.

I know that Yoni went to UCLA and Smadar went to Cal like her older brothers and my father. About a year ago she received her master's degree from a university in London and now works clear across the country from our old Bay Area home. One of their older brother's got married not too long ago and the other, last time I heard, was working in the city. I occasionally chat online with Smadar, but our schedules and the time difference make it a less often occurance than we'd like. And although I haven't seen or spoken with either of them in 7 1/2 years, I know that we're still friends.

After 25 years, I still have the same friends that I had when I came into the world.

August 16, 2007

I, Mommy.

Boni, in her infinite mommy wisdom, has awarded me with the first...read it...first Mommy Blogger Award! In a sense, I've been given an award twice - once for the first Mommy Blogger Award and twice for being the first Saipan Mommy Blogger Awardee.

Thank you Boni,. Being a mother is a thankless, tiring, endless, but wonderfully rewarding job...role...responsibility. I don't often receive recognition for my efforts as a mother, so it's nice when it happens.

She's right, I am certainly no Mary Poppins, rather I think I'm practically imperfect in every way. But that's part of what makes being a mommy great. I teach my kids how to live and in turn they teach me - about the infinite wonders of God, the joys of innocence, the calm that comes with patience, and the spirit of selflessness.

I never really understood what it meant that God would send his only son out of his house and into this harsh world only to be ridiculed and eventually tortured to death, neither did I fully understand the love he has for me...until I had my first child. Now I get it. And I am thankful every day that he gives me the honor of being their mother.

Back to the award. I now need to nominate a fellow blogging mommy for the award. There are several great blogging mommys out there, some of which I read from afar, some I've known for years, and some I've only just met. But in the spirit of being a mommy and having to make the tough decisions like when it's 20 minutes to dinner but my daughter wants scooby doo cookies and a glass of milk - what do you do? I weighed my options carefully, narrowed it down to two nominees...and Boni, if don't mind, I'm going to take the liberty to to send out two awards...one to a mommy on Saipan, and one to a mommy who is from Saipan - because 1) I was sort of confused as to whether this is a Mommy Blogger Award in general or a Saipan based Mommy Blogger Award, and 2) because I believe Boni deserves this award (even though she's the one who created it) and I'm not sure how or when this would get back to her after being shared across the www.

So here are my awardees (please post this award on your blog):


BONI! Boni is one hard working mother-shut your mouth! During the day she is a psudo-mommy to other people's children, at night and on the weekends she is mommy to her own children. You can tell from her posts that Boni puts a lot of effort into her children, into raising them as contributing citizens, into maintaining a sense of humor and sharing it with her kids, into teaching them to have minds of their own. She admits when she's wrong and she isn't afraid to put herself out there - to know what it means to have a family in Saipan politics and still speak out when its needed. Boni is a mommy to learn from.

MONA! Mona is a new mommy, but many other mommys wait with baited breath to read her blog. I once asked Mona if she worked, she replied, "I'm a mommy, that's a full-time job". Whether you have a career or not (which she does, BTW), being a full-time (i.e., involved) mommy is the toughest job of all. Mona is a mommy who conveys her love for her family through incredible wit and light-hearted sarcasm. Although she spells it out on her blog, you can feel her desire to connect with other mothers because she understands that your world changes when you hold your first child. She has a way of welcoming other mommys into our secret, unspoken mommy club. Mona is a mommy for the mommys.

Boni and Mona, you rock!

Here are OUR rules:
1. Nominate an awesome mommy blogger
2. Tell her why you think she rocks
3. Ask her to post the award on her blog and do the same
4. Add your name and blog to the list of past awardees and copy it into your post

Past awardees:
  1. Deece - www.chamolinaole.blogspot.com
(Boni, I hope it's ok that I added one more rule)

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And now for something cute...
Guitar Hero Two
And for something yummy...
Deece's Bulgogi

Wednesday What Is It? Or is it?

After 12 weeks of Wedesnday What Is Its? The inevitable finally happened...it slowed into a Thursday Think About It. You can thank dead camera batteries, an unexpected power outage, severely swollen tonsils, a raging headache, and a loose cable connection for that.

So here we go - this week's Wednesday What Is It?'s Thursday Think About It.

What is it? Think about it.

Here's how to play.

August 15, 2007

Wednesday What Is It? Results

The results of last week's Wednesday What Is It?

A Rice Cooker!

Technically, no one got it. But 1 point to Borego with the answer of Rice Cooker Lid!
Pot Lid was another excellent guess.
I'll work on my cropping skills for all future WWIIs.

Check back later for this week's WWII.

August 12, 2007

The Miracle of Mothers

My daughter is a little sick and I think one of my her tear ducts has been clogged for a few days now. So yesterday I put some breastmilk in her eye and...ta da! All better. Well, there was no more gunk coming out of it but it was a little pink. So I put a little more milk in today....and ta da! All better.

The Miracle of Mothers - milk. I should bottle this stuff

(All rude/crude comments will be deleted.)

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Last weekend Katelyn was teething, this weekend she is sick, Jacob's on antibiotics...will it ever end? No. My boss's wife told me that she's been sleep deprived for 20 years. Great.

Let this be a warning to you teenagers who aren't playing it safe and just might end up walking in your graduation procession with a baby in tow. (Because I'm sure there are so many of you who would rather spend your time online reading the blog of a 25 year old who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, removed all her piercings, and wants to become a CPA than spend mindless brain numbing hours posting and rifling through inappropriate photos and posting stoopid messages to your frienz via the legal crack that is MySpace.)

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Tonight I learned that there is no need for collagen injections. Simply bite the inside of your lips. Your lips will plump up so nicely without the need to inject a foreign substance into your body.

I also learned that holding ice to your lips is not as sexy as the Disarono people would like you to believe.

August 11, 2007

Don't grow up too quickly, Jacob.

Please, Jacob, don't grow up too quickly.
You rolled over at 3 months and you're pushing 20 pounds.
You're great at grabbing things and shoving them in your mouth. Are you ready to eat?
Don't worry, we'll get you some baby cereal next weekend.
I'm sorry I couldn't get you some today, but Friday is payday.
Please stop trying to sit up when you're laying in your play pen or when you're strapped into your carseat,
I fear you're going to give yourself a hernia.
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Hello, Jollibee? A Root Beet Float is root beer and ice cream. Period. Adding ice to the mix turns it into vomit.
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James: So do you mind if I go?
Me: Well, you'll need to bring something.
James: Maybe I'll bring a chicken.
Me: You can't bring a chicken.
James: No?
Me: No, one's not enough. You'd have to bring several chickens.

August 09, 2007

It's so hot, yet so cold

Growing up I always had hot water to shower with, unless there was a typhoon, in which case there was no water - unless we ran the generator to pump the water, which we did every night anyway (pump water, not run the generator) because the water always got turned off in the evening. I remember throughout high school and when I'd return on vacation from college, the water would turn off around 8:30 pm, 9:00-ish so there was always enough time to do whatever needed to be done before the water went out and there really was no need for a tank and pump. But once I returned from college CUC put the Kaibash on that. Now the water turns off anywhere between 1pm and 5pm, which forced us to take showers with freezing water from a 50 gallon trash can. The last time I did that was when I was pregnant with Katelyn. We have since cleaned out and reconnected our water tank and pump. So why am I once again taking showers in freezing water?? And why do I have to boil water to kids my kids a hot bath. What are we, in the 1800's? I hate it when the water heater breaks.
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Fork and spoon combo - Spork or Foon? This will be a never ending debate in the Revilla household.
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Oh, and in case anyone cares, I changed my Super Abridged Guide to Being a Full Time Working Mom.

August 08, 2007

Wednesday What Is It?

What is it?


Here's how to play.

Wednesday Wat Is It? Results

The results of last week's Wednesday What Is It?

Coconuts!

5 points to Borego!
2 points each to the CNMI Blogger, Lex, the Saipan Blogger, and Bradinthesand
1 point to Bruce - coconut tree is a good guess.

Please keep in mind, people, that your first answer has to be your final answer. So no more second chances if you've already had a second chance. :-)

August 07, 2007

Some stuff worth watching

Maxed Out - great!
Breach - excellent!
Shooter - very entertaining. I bet Point of Impact, the book on which Shooter is based, would make a fun read...um, for those who like to read.

10 Tips on Tuesday

Deece's Super Abridged Guide to Being a Full Time Working Mom
  1. It is possible to breastfeed exclusively and work full time. Pump early and pump often - start building your stash as early as you can. You'll produce more milk while you're on maternity leave than when you have to go back to work so take advantage of that and pump.When you can't pump as much as you used to, take fenugreek and eat oatmeal.
  2. Don't sweat the small stuff. I know that missing your child's first roll, first crawl, first steps, first words, might seem huge, but in the grand scheme of things, you'll have many years to watch your kids do all of those activities.
  3. When someone offers you help - for the love of Pete, take it!
  4. Listen to advice, but make your own decisions. Everyone and their mother will want to give you tell you "how it should be done" - what to feed your baby, when to feed your baby, where to take or not take your baby, etc. Listen to their advice because they just might have good ideas that you've never considered, and then use your judgment to make your decisions.
  5. I know you have stuff to do around the house, but you'll need to decide what's more important - cleaning up a slightly messy living room or spending some great time with your kids. Relax, clean as you go.
  6. Since you can't be with your kids all day, when you can spend time with them make it quality time. Reading, playing, doing things they want to do.
  7. Involve your kids. You can get extra work done if you find a way to let your kids help. Cooking, cleaning, folding clothes, gardening. It's ok if they crack an egg too hard and some of it ends up on the counter - Clorox wipes.
  8. Medicine is a good thing. It can be the difference between you and your sick child getting a good night of sleep or being a cranky zombie in the morning.
  9. Freeze food. Like quesadillas? Freeze 'em! Like waffles? Freeze 'em! You can pull them out anytime for a quick easy snack or meal.
  10. The television is not evil. It can be your friend if you let it. Once in a while you might need to stick a kid or two in front of Barney so you can get dinner on the table. PBS is great, Nick Jr. - awesome, TLC in the morning - why not?

This will not be a regular Tuesday post. From time to time when I have tips to share, I'll share them through 10 Tips on Tuesday. And I invite all you other bloggers out there to share 10 Tips on Tuesday too.

August 04, 2007

What?

Mom: Where did you put the baby's socks?
Me: What?
Mom: Soocckkksss.

Oh.my.gosh. What about the socks? I need new socks? You just bought socks? You want me to knit you socks? I have holes in my socks?

What did I say that makes you think I only missed the last word of your question/statement? Is this isolated to just Saipan?

August 01, 2007

A New Hope

Oh my gosh! Did you know how cool Star Wars is? I recently watched Episode IV Star Wars A New Hope - it's great! I've seen it many times before but I really never cared nor paid much attention to what was going on. I want to watch them all again.

Now Space Balls seems even funnier!

Wednesday What Is It?

What is it?


Here's how to play.

Wednesday What Is It? Results

The results of last week's Wednesday What Is It?

A Motorcycle!

All right everyone, don't get mad at me because you didn't know the rules.
The winner, with 5 points and the very last answer submitted - Steve and Miwa!

Everyone who had the word "motorcycle" in their picture gets 1 point: Mona, Brad, Donna, and The Saipan Blogger. Sorry Bruce, gotta be more specific...it's in the rules. I have to get back to work, will update the leaderboard this evening with the nest WWII.

Remember each WWII is a smaller part of a bigger picture. You name the picture, not the clue.

Thank you, Ron, for letting me take a picture of your bike and post it on the internet.

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